Top Ten Signs The Guy Did It

1. He says he did it.
2. He says he didn’t do it.
3. He falls asleep during questioning.
4. You found a human suit made out of the guy he killed during the search.
5. There are 64 eye witnesses.
6. He left so much DNA at the crime scene that the lab was able to clone him.
7. At any point in the interview, the guy says, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” (At least that’s how it works on TV.)
8. His polygraph looks like an earthquake chart.
9. He says everything’s fine now because the bad voice in his teeth has been replaced with a pleasant “whooshing” sound.
10. That feeling you get when you look at him.

Reprinted from APB