YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP
Some actual quotes as heard from real Detectives

“Those 2 lebonese (lesbian) girls that live down the street”
“I got minstrel (menstrual) pain”
“The bullet went in my thigh and missed my tentacles (testicles)”
“The doctor said he got trouble with his veins from flea bites (phlebitis)”
“When I was born I had the un-biblical cord wrapped around my neck”
“ My mom can’t walk, cause she got onions (bunions) on her feet”
“She’s got general herbies (genital herpies)”